Friday, April 9

We're Fucked and so are our kids!

I thought conservatives wanted to do everyhing to protect the children? No porn, no gay marriage, preserve the fucking family.. If that's true why don't they give a fuck about mercury anymore! Bush wants to gut the clean air act even more!


Oh and we might get fucked by some asteroids too! Tracking Asteroids is great, but what'dya do when you find one!

1 Out of 3 ain't bad!

Right after I published that last post CNN started running stories about the Japanese Hostages! Way to go Wolf!

Thursday, April 8

Trumped Up Charges!

The U.S. Press sucks ass! The Feds knew about a 9/11 style attack! but you won't hear about it on TV


Speaking of stuff you don't hear about on the news! Anyone hear about these Japanese Hostages?


Oh yeah and "The Apprentice" is kinda staged!(Warning: long article)

Icey dead people!

We're fucked big time! Thanks a lot assholes! And people make fun of me for recycling my empty cigarette packs!


Great! Now I can't eat fucking Lamb either! Here's an idea! Why don't we feed all the animals we eat the chopped up brains and spines of their parents! That's got to be healthy right? There's no way that will 'cause some protein based disease carried by prions that can't be destroyed right! Awesome!

Bush Booed!

Bush threw out the first pitch for the Cardinals the other day and was booed so loudly that they played fake applause(In the link it's down towards the middle of the page)


Now these guys had the right idea!

Wednesday, April 7

Porn In The U.S.A.!

John Ashcroft is going to start a war on
porn soon!

Doesn't he now it's good for you? It helps prevent Cancer!

Tuesday, April 6

The Hits Just Keep On Coming!!

130 troops possibly dead in Iraq Today! But hey it's all worth it because we got all of Saddams weapons of mass destruction! I'm glad all those lefty assholes who didn't want to go were wrong about that whole power vacuum bullshit!!!


Also, Hey let's hope Quentin Kills Bill a few more times....

The Revolution Will Not Be Televised! at least not on U.S. TV....

Hey there, World War Three probably just started and it's our fault! Since this weekend the Shiites in Iraq have started an uprising and now are fighting U.S. troops and the Sunni's, who have already been fighting the U.S.! Now if we could only find a way to piss off the Kurds and get them involved in all this! Sunni's Fighting Shiites! Dogs and Cats living together......

Greetings from Iraq! Wish you were here you American Infidel!


Hopefully this will spread quickly throughout the whole middle east just like Al Qaeda wants it to! Way to go Bush, play right into their hands you fucking shithead! And if that happens then we'll bring back the draft for sure!


Read This! If you can't understand why some people don't eat beef!

Funny ass Shit!

Check out Courtney Love having some fun in Union Square a few weeks back! I'm Gonna Git You Sucker!

IraQ and Terrorism! Two great tastes that go great together!...

And You thought we made them hate us when we blew their children up with bomblets! That was the easy part! (click "hate us" that's the link, nimrod!)

What really happened with TWA 800?

Don't think rockets have been launched at commercial airliners in the U.S.? These pilots sure do! "The Tale Of The Tapes"

Monday, April 5

Killer Love!

Oh yeah almost forgot! Today is the Tenth anniversary of Kurt Cobains suicide and I still don't give a shit!.... Granted a talented guy and blah blah blah... Just to show you how far society has fallen.. the current Kurt Cobain equivelant Kelly Osborne just went to rehab... When will these celebrity people learn! KELLY it's better to burn out (or blow out) than to fade away! Look at your father!



See what's happening? Read the above! it doesn't really make sense! I've gone blog crazy! I can't stop posting! Fuck this Blog!!!

Life Sucks!......

Life is like one of those movies that look like a comedy from the trailer, but turn out to have a really depressing ending.. The kind of movie where you walk in and your favorite funny actors are in it and your cracking up laughing and it's just awesome. Then like 15 minutes into it you realize that the really funny kid is gonna get cancer and die, and the last 30 minutes of the flick are just going to be heart wrenching... So life is kind of like that movie "Josh and Sam" but like funnier, because that movie just had a funny trailer, it wasn't actually funny...



Hmm, what an amazing insight huh? This is why I hate fucking blogging because now I'm writing gay sentimental shit too!!! Fuck this Blog!!!(I ofcourse am using "gay" in it's postmodern usage, meaning "corny".. not being a Homophobic Douchebag!)



Fuck This! I'm going to Canada to club a seal!

I guess I'm going to write in this thing..

So I've decided to really do this like every day.. Not as some self-aggrandizing page like many of the blogs out there, but more just to disseminate all this useless knowledge I have in my head from endless reading and websurfing on my many years of empty days. Case in point, anyone read the Sunday Times magazine yesterday? I already really hated Bush, but this shit is ridiculous... I cannot believe how corrupt this guy is, and how nobody on the right seems to care! Just 'cause he likes Jesus too, doesn't mean he's a good guy.. Make your Republican friends read the article below.. I don't know how anyone could vote for him after reading it... What I don't understand is, don't these Right-Wing dickheads realize that they have to breath this filthy air too?

Check this out!



Bush Just Loves Breathing Mercury