Nothing to write!

Hey There,
Nothing interesting for ya today! I was spending too much time outside on this lovely day getting baked and walking through a few of New Yorks many lovely parks! You should be doing the same! Actually i just remembered something I've been meaning to put up here!

Have you seen the John Kerry Hipster T-shirt?

Mine is on it's way in the mail! I like it but I don't know why? Is it because the vintage thing is postmodern and that's funny to my generation XY sensibilities? Or is it because it's so corny that it's doubly post modern? Being faux vintage in an urban outfitters cheesy way while at the same time being cool because it supports the only real choice this country has, while still being funny because it's so cheesy? I can't keep track o all this shit, I'm just going to wear it! As a Joke! That's kind of serious! But what happens if everyone starts wearing it? Do I stop wearing it so I don't look like a follower? (Even though they're the ones who are followers).. Or is that a good thing because maybe then he'll beat Bush? It's so hard being a hipster these days, at least I have my bush Cheney Trucker Hat to fall back on!

Fun Stuff!

First off Kirk Cameron is a nutjob!


And a much more entertaining link! The coolest flash movies I've ever seen! Super Mario Brothers, the prequels!

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3

RIP

Don't know if you saw this picture, it's of our dead soldiers on there way home. Don't see many pictures like this because the Bushies won't let reporters take them. Hell, taking this one got a woman fired

Sign IT!

Hey There go to this link to sign a petition against Bush using our money to finance his evil re-election campaign.

Of course the people in charge of the money like them!

You know how it would be like super illegal and shit if an incumbent president used taxpayer money for like a campaign advertisement? Especially if it looked like a government agency was supporting the presidents re-election? Lucky for us these republican shitbags wouldn't stoop that low! Oh, wait a second! Yes they would! Hmmm isn't it kind of funny how the RNC and the treasury dept. have the exact same new slogan?

"America has a choice: It can continue to grow the economy and create new jobs as the President's policies are doing; or it can raise taxes on American families and small businesses, hurting economic recovery and future job creation."

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON AROUND HERE?

RNC website (2nd paragraph from the bottom)
Treasury Dept. (Very bottom of the page)

Luckily Kerry is already making a
stink about it!

Not Making Friendsters!

Every week Bush does something and you think "that's it! He can't do anything dumber than that!" and then the next week rolls around and he does! Now that he's giving Carte blanche to the Israeli Neo-Cons and that fat prick Sharon, the rest of the Middle East really loves Us now! Hope your all ready for bus bombs and exploding Sbarro's!


These Jihadists have a very nicely designed website! Check out Jihad Unspun!

It's not OK to lie!

The Oklahoma city bombing was perpatrated by two crazy white militia guys, right? That's it right? No big conspiricy or anything, no Al Qaeda right? If that's the case, then who's in the truck with Mcviegh in the video? Why did Ramzi Yousef (One of the all time Al Qaeda hitmakers! planned WTC bombing one and 2) possibly meet up with Terry Nichols in The Phillipines? Think this sounds a little weird? So did Richard Clarke!

The Rise of The Machines!

Yo , Yo, Yo! If you haven't noticed I'm a little kooky, and one of the crazy things I believe is that technology will destroy us! I think there is no way to avoid it. Earth makes man, man destroys earth; Man makes machine, machine destroys man, nuff said! The computers will develop consciousness and not want to take orders anymore and will kill us..So every once in while I'll post something on here that is a sign of things to come. A glimpse into the future at the inevitable, The War Of The Robots! What happens when this thing has a fucking "Runtime Error"? I Hope it's not running windows!

I'm A BAD blogger

Hey It's Tuesday and my last post was on wednesday.. I suck.. sorry but I was workin (huh?) and doing stuff during the lovely weather.. instead of sitting at home hooked on the internet as I am now... More posts to come in a few...