Friday, May 14
It's a small world!
Turns out Nick Berg (headless guy) had a weird run in with the some terrorists on a bus a few years ago...The 20th Hijacker used his e-mail address.. What a coink-e-dink!!
Castro Hates Bush Too!
Hey Bush, Let's see.. Is there anyone in the world you haven't pissed off? When do we invade Aruba? ..
Massive Anti-Bush protest today in Cuba..
Heads Up!
This prisoner abuse shit is disgusting! That smiling chick from all the photo's is apparently big into gangabangs! And because of her, this asshole got decapitated!
Hey it may be disturbing, but you should look at it! Just to see what GWB and his fucking cocksucking cronies have done to this world! Cross your fingers! if you're lucky maybe some muslim fanatic will cut off your head too!
Surprise, surprise! His dad is pissed! What a fucking liberal!
Oh! Close your screens tight! The bugs are coming!
Wednesday, May 12
He does the lord's work!
You know sometimes I get mad at our president and hate him and stuff. Then I remember that God chose him to be the president. And that's a good enough endorsement for me....
Kutcher Killer?
A weird news piece... Ashton Kutcher went to pick up a date a couple years ago and she winds up dead? If you were in his shoes, don't you think you'd be a suspect.. I say he did it..
Monday, May 10
Sunday, May 9
I'm Back Bitches!
Yo Yo Yo, The move went well and I am comfortably sitting in my Williamsburg apartment. I am wearing a shirt that says "Kiss me! I'm Irish" That I found in a Thriftshop and a ugly yellow trucker hat. Me and my friend were just playing some old school video games on my Coleco and drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon! We're gonna sample some of the music from "Q-bert" and then make a house song out of it and then get a record deal in Europe! Not for the money, but just so we can be more like Hasselhoff and be big in Germany! Ok, enough of my hipster fantasy, back to Tim's depressing news links!! Yippeeee! BTW, what do you think of the new look? New blog design for a new apartment.. yippee!!!
Another entry in the "We're all fucked Category!".. The chatter is increasing in the terrorist world about a "Dirty Bomb!" Attack!!!!
Awesome! I can't fucking wait! I'm looking at my radiation pills right now with eager anticipation!!!
And my last prison abuse posting (it's all that's on the news and I'm tired of it.)
Rumsfeld skimmed it, we all love it! ladies and gentlemen"The Taguba Report!"


