yeeesh

This is some scary shit!
Get ready to run....

9/11 report.

Download your copy of the 9/11 commisions report here!

Scary!

Read This! It's a terrifying account of a woman on a plane trip to L.A. that had a couple of strange passemgers on it.

Wag the nuke!

Gimme a fucking break! They found nukes in Iraq! This is such a plant... The U.S. government has become the NYPD. "Sprinkle some crack on him!"

War Of The Robots Update..

Who in their right mind would build a computerized killing machine! My fucking iPod has a very light uncomplicated operating system and it freezes every once in a while.. Whatever it's only a matter of time before we have to fight these things, I'm going home and getting started on on building an electromagnetic pulse device!

Wha'appened To This Story?

I hate this.. when they shut down part of the city and there are a million cops everywhere and it's all over the news for a bit and then it dissapears and you have to look everywhere to find out what the hell happened.

Here Kitty Kelley....

She of the big selling slightly cheesy bio's is coming out with one on the Bush Dynasty! I hear it's not gonna make them look that great... Click Here! to pre-order it!

F! this Blog! "Blind Item"

Hey I just read this in the NY Post!

"WHICH Republican Party bigwig in town to help organize the convention thinks her son tagged along so he could study ballet — but he's secretly gyrating in a G-string at gay go-go bars downtown?"

Who are they talking about? I can't figure it out... If you have any idea, click the "comment" button and post it there...

I suck...

Hey all,
I suck ass I'm sorry.. I haven't posted anything in a couple of days... Here are my excuses.

1. I was sick, and still kind of am.

2. My GF parents were in town and I had to run all over NY like a tourist with their head chopped off.

3. I didn't desert my unit, I was kidnapped and I don't know how I ended up in lebanon. But don't I have a neat little skinny mustache?